
mutedave n blindjohn ´ ▽ ` )ノ
we found love in a mildly disappointing place
now you’re just somebody that i know by first name
tonight, we are average age
i walk this fairly populated road
carry on my adequately well-adjusted son
I knew you were going to cause dissatisfaction when you walked in
shine moderately like a dim light-bulb
mildly dingy deeds done for a reasonable price
before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of snapple
(Source: inkse)
BEDROOMS.
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
That middle one is a real life yaoi bed
THE NEST THOUGH. WHERE CAN I GET ONE PLEASE AND THANK YOU

So I’m at PCC today right
And I finally found Hussie’s autograph line after forever
Turns out I was the last one in his line. He asked how long I had been there and I was like, “Ah, not too long” (since I really wasn’t) He’s then like, “would you like a page from my horse magazine?”, to which I obviously replied “OH GOD YES!”
He then proceeded to pull the magazine out from under the table, sign aforementioned page of equine glory and attempted to put the kiss sticker on it (which is actually a decal and we complained about it for like two seconds). I’m so happy right now omfg. Like…dance happy. Which is what I did.
I am framing this national treasure ASAP
Tl;dr Hussie is the coolest webcomic author ever
So Hussie carries a horse magazine around at all times
I just can’t

omg he even doesnt hit the bombs
I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills
(Source: cineraria)
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”